From the home office in Silverton, Colorado...

 

TOP 10 REASON'S TO STAY AT THE PROSPECTOR MOTEL

 

10. REGISTRATION RECIEPT IS PROOF OF COURAGE DISPLAYED WHILE SCREAMING & SOBBING DURING DRIVE OVER MILLION-DOLLAR HIGHWAY.

9. BREATHTAKING VIEWS OF MOUNTAINS, NOT ROOFTOP AIR-CONDITIONING UNITS!

8. CLOSEST MOTEL TO "BUSTLING" BUSINESS DISTRICT. YOU CAN ACTUALLY WALK TO DINNER! REMEMBER WALKING?

7. FREEDOM FROM THE EMBARASSMENT OF EXPOSING "OVER-DEVELEOPED" BODIES AT THE POOL---AIN'T GOT ONE!

6. CONFUSION AVOIDED BY DEALING WITH STREAMLINED STAFF OF 2 THAT RESPOND TO "HEY, YOU!"

5. 100% GUARANTEE - NO CLOWN, ELVIS, OR DOGS PLAYING CARDS PAINTINGS TO DISTURB OTHERWISE DEEP, HIGH-ALTITUDE SLEEP!

4. 10:30 AM CHECKOUT TIME ENSURES FULL DAY OF OUT-OF-ROOM ACTIVITIES.

3. NO ANNOYING 10-MINUTE WAIT FOR ELEVATORS.

2. "UNIQUE" SILVERTON CLIMATE ELIMINATES "NOISY" AIR CONDITIONER PROBLEM.

1. DEALING WITH A PERSONABLE HOST WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO COMPOSE & DISPLAY A TOP 10 LIST - ANDY!!!

 

 

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